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Mint: September. NOT your mama's wallet tracker...
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Weller AI is a Genesis NFT that finds & tracks the 1,000x most profitable NFT traders. 20,000 ETH profits followed, 24/7. Then, it spits their mints & trades into your feed, 100x per day. Filter by 12x metrics & your own trading style - to become the refined degen you always wanted to be. Alpha on autopilot. WEN MINT? Hit the Twitter, or submerge fully with the White Paper.
Weller AI is a Genesis NFT that finds & tracks the 1,000x most profitable NFT traders. 20,000 ETH profits followed, 24/7. Then, it spits their mints & trades into your feed, 100x per day. Filter by 12x metrics & your own trading style - to become the refined degen you always wanted to be. Need an elevator pitch? Alpha on autopilot. WEN MINT? Hit the Twitter, or submerge fully with the White Paper...
WELLER AI
Fucksake, I'm too tired to write copy. Put some shite here and we will change it laterThe numbers will keep the degens reading. And 2x blocks down will piss gold anyway.
*stats are accurate as of 1st September Our algorithm is eating more accounts daily. Plenty people banking during the bear. And, by the way...
QUESTION - WEN 100 ETH?
Probably, NEVER. Here's Why...
Ever tried whale watching? What about wallet tracking? Missed out on the hot mints? Feel like you're liquidity
for the blue chip holders? You're right, and here's the problem ...
WHY YE SUFFER
"CURSED IS THE SAILOR WHO "TRACKS" WHALES
THINKING ITS "GOLD" NO! YOU ARE EXIT LIQUIDITY!"
What is a wallet tracker?
I'll be rich because.. NFT
I know what is NFT. Me clever
Fuck is a mint?
I'll buy... when it moons
Shit. At least it can't go lower
Alpha group? Nah, sounds pricey
CLUELESS!
I love my wallet tracker
I'll be rich... like Sneaky
He got ape. He clever.
Fuck, did I miss the mint?
Why did that one moon?
Alpha groups are all I need
Ah, OK, I need more alpha
FORESAKEN!
There is only ONE wallet tracker
I'll be rich because.. AI bitch
I'm stupid. My AI is Rain Man
Fuck me, too many hot mints
More moons than Saturn
Uber XL here. Lock in this 5x now.
Auto-Tracking 50x alpha groups
Holy Elon's Balls! I need more AI
RUMTIME!
WE CAN SAVE YOU DEAR SAILOR BUT YOU MUST
CAST DOWN YOUR PUNY ROD AND JOIN US...
WHY YE SUFFER
"CURSED IS THE SAILOR WHO "TRACKS" WHALES
THINKING ITS "GOLD" NO! YOU ARE EXIT LIQUIDITY!"
What is a wallet tracker?
I'll be rich because.. NFT
I know what is NFT. Me clever
Fuck is a mint?
I'll buy... when it moons
Shit. At least it can't go lower
Alpha group? Nah, sounds pricey
Shit, need more FIAT
CLUELESS!
I love my wallet tracker
He got ape. He clever.
Fuck, did I miss the mint?
Why did that one moon?
Gotta cut my losses fast
Alpha groups are all I need
Ah, OK, I need more alpha
FORESAKEN!
There is only ONE wallet tracker
I'll be rich because.. AI bitch
I'm stupid. My AI is Rain Man
Fuck me, too many hot mints
More moons than Saturn
Uber XL here. Lock in this 5x now.
Auto-Tracking 50x alpha groups
Holy Elon's Balls! I need more AI
RUMTIME!
WE CAN SAVE YOU DEAR SAILOR BUT YOU MUST
CAST DOWN YOUR PUNY ROD AND JOIN US...
Curious who made 20k ETH in the last 90 days? Yah.. that's $20 million to $70 million, depending on pricing fluctuations... OK.. to see who has the best Alpha in September 2022, paw at THIS link (and get a sneak peek inside the Weller AI data analytics dash)...
SLAP THEM THAR CARDS - FOR A FINE WORD FRUM BROTHER DEGEN..
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Want alpha? Curious how 70 ETH alpha groups stack up when our AI peers deep into their most degen traders' wallets? Ahoy mateys, it's rum time...
SLAP THEM THAR CARDS - FOR A FINE WORD FRUM BROTHER DEGEN..
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Want alpha? Curious how 70 ETH alpha groups stack up when our AI peers deep into their most degen traders' wallets? Ahoy mateys, it's rum time...
3X WELLER BROTHERS 500 ETH NEEDED
We Need 500 ETH. We Only Have 50.
That's because we are building a real monster, messy Web 3.0 project. But developers cost $$$
OK, so you see at 0.1 ETH and the floor goes to 1 ETH. How does help you?
Obviously some royalties, but mainly you know we are beastly beasts. So for our next NFT, we price higher, bigger collection etc. Rinse, repeat.
Is THIS The Project You Refer To?
No. This is the first step for us to get our 500 bags. We are going to sell you an NFT
Sounds like a reasonable plan that gets me more Gucci loafters. Wen mint?
Once our shilling is complete and we are certain a few hundred bags are ours, we will announce the mint on Discord. Maybe Twitter. Probably both
HA! First mistake. I'm a de-gen, I don't buy. I FLIP
Site down and let me finish son. You will want to own this for its UTILITY. It will be the last thing you sell, after your firstborn's cot and your Gucci loafers
Sounds good. What else.
We are developing Weller AI well beyond the mint date. This is both an exercise in trust building and an excuse for Weller Brother #3 to spaff some ETH winnings up the wall, on Machine Learning R&D (generous tax breaks, you know).
O. So WHAT IS THIS THEN
It's a wallet tracker to end all wallet trackers. If you want to know more check the White Paper. This div block is just here for me to troll you.
Who are you weirdos?
3x brothers from the UK. One marketer/copywriter, one software developer (with friends), and an NFT de-gen-er-ate (a real, likable, kiss-him-on-the-lips degen).
So Tell Me About Your 500 ETH Plan.
Ah yes, good. We will sell our NFT and maybe a few hundred ETH (low price, not many whitelists, no public mint). Nice royalties when the floor moons.
I'm still not sold. What now?
Either hit back (our server is already purring) or jump on the Discord and check on mint day to arb it before we sell out (like you always do you dirty degen).
Want Alpha? NFTS? MINTS? ETH?
This PDF Is 20K ETH. Literally.
WE HAVE NO CLUE
WHEN WE WILL MINT , SO...
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Want to know who to REALLY track? Don't want to upgrade your life goals, using our NFT app? No hard feelings. Preview it on our socials
WHO ARE THE WELLER BROTHERS
3x Brothers from the British Isles. 1x direct marketer. 1x NFT degen. 1x software nerd. Paternity test: pending. Together we strive to make Web 3.0 a better place... for the people who buy our shit at MINT. Otherwise, you're on the outside. The sea is cold, big and filled with plastic. So look lively and start clicking all the big neon buttons. We might Dox ourselves after mint, probably not. We are ACTIVE on the Discord, and ready to handle your purist NFT questions. Test us! Say "ey' ey' captain" when you embark SS Discord -- for FREE sea biscuits & rum (or maybe just a demo video)"
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